i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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