I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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