don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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