i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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