R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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