i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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