dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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