So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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