spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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