That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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