i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Less talking, more tequila
Is it penis luge time yet?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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