I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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