Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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