mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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