i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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