That's intense
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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