It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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