he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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