I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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