I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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