Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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