Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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