Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
we're so committed to being not committed
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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