Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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