I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So much Jack, so little girl.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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