Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Help. Why am I so naked?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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