I bet he comes in French.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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