im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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