What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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