I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
