i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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