i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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