i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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