Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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