I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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