Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
the day after is always just damage control
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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