Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
That accounts for only three of the penises
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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