idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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