my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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