32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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