the new term for farting is butt boxing.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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