they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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