I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I deserve this hangover.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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