i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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