i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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