Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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