Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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