I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
and she was petting her beer can
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
