No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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