Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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