More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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