You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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