I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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