Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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