I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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