Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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